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Netflixin 

The act of Netflix and Chill when one is alone. Aka masturbating while watching Netflix.
Patty got bored when her date stood her up so she just decided to spend the night on the couch Netflixin herself.
Netflixin by Raichel October 11, 2017

Netflixin' it 

The act of making a business decision so misguided as to border on absolute stupidity, leaving everyone else to wonder what the hell you're thinking.
Steve: Hey, Joe! Nice work on raising prices by 60% and changing the name of one of our most popular services to something stupid. You've really been Netflixin' it lately!

Joe: Thanks, Steve! I was thinking of also introducing the rebrand to our customers via an apology letter.

Steve: Good plan!
Netflixin' it by itshulutime September 23, 2011

Netflix Jail 

Netflix's irritating business practice where they release TV Anime series they Acquired/Co-Produced Internationally, months after its original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan instead of Simulcasting weekly.

Episodes of these shows are released on Netflix outside of Japan, either as a full season after its original run or in parts that are released over the following months.

While this release style is acceptable for Netflix's ONA (Original Net Anime) series, this release style causes fans to pirate these anime series on Illegal anime streaming sites during the show's original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan.

Notable Examples of TV Anime that were stuck in Netflix Jail: Carole and Tuesday, Beastars and Little Witch Academia.
Person 1: Hey Man, I can't wait for Great Pretender to come out on Netflix!!!
Person 2: Sorry man, but the show is in Netflix Jail. That means that you're gonna have to wait for the show to end in Japan to come out on Netflix.
Person 1: Dammit Netflix!!!!
Netflix Jail by DuwangKaizer June 2, 2020

Netflexing 

When someone doesn’t have Netflix and you flex on them that you have it
Jack: Stop netflexing on me
Netflexing by 9797363 May 19, 2019

Netflix Syndrome

A chronic condition where one is unable to make a definitive decision when presented with an abundance of options.
Alvin: What would you like to eat? Chinese, Italian, Indian, Sushi, Mexican, Tex-Mex...

Dani: I don't know! There are too many options. You decide for me.

Alvin: You are officially diagnosed with Netflix Syndrome.
Netflix Syndrome by arfy900 June 4, 2016

Netflix and Chill

when he says he wants to netflix and chill but you realize he has no TV
Netflix and Chill by zek123 July 2, 2016