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Nerd Boner 

The act of getting a proverbial boner over something that is really nerdy.
Derek has a giant nerd boner over his world of warcraft character.
Nerd Boner by Mr.Boracus May 1, 2006

Nerd Boner 

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content
DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner
Nerd Boner by Tehpirate November 11, 2009

Nerd Boner 

A nerdy attraction to a game or comic
Yo, I have such a nerd boner for the new Monster Hunter game
Nerd Boner by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017

nerd boning 

The act of intense study of a particular subject, usually the night before an assignment is due in.

Derived from The Simpsons quote: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons".
John: Looks like we'll have to do some nerd boning for this test.
nerd boning by Spoofnet November 20, 2007

Nerd-Boner 

When something is so imencly nerdy/tecy/geeky it could quite possibly cause an erection
I was at the dirtmall the other day and I saw a guy basically giving away old school N.E.S. games I totaly got a "Nerd-Boner"

Nerd Boner 

An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.
What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.
Nerd Boner by welshcaravan May 15, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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