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nerdlurking

Anonymously browsing singles on dating websites using a free or false profile.
I'm exhausted today because I was up late nerdlurking while the wife slept.
by MaconBacon October 2, 2007
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Nerdjerking

Very similar to nerdjacking, but when a person digresses into extreme detail about any and every uninteresting topic. While a nerdjacker tends to "go into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion," the nerdjerker will go on about any given subject and usually has very little or absolutely no expertise on the topic (although they speak with such detail that the naive could be fooled into thinking the nerdjerker actually knows what he/she is talking about). Nerdjerking is not aimed at only one passion, as the typical nerdjerker is passionate about any random, irrelevant, topic.

It's easy to fall victim of a nerdjerker's tangent. Regardless of your obvious lack of interest in the topic; nerdjerkers will continue talking until you run away. No matter what, do not respond or input your opinion. This will only cause the person to believe that you actually care about what he/she is talking about and will continue on with an increased passion.
Jane: I accidentally mentioned the economy to Alice and she went off for an hour about how the cost of pens are the cause for poverty. I had no clue what she was even talking about.

Jamie: Yea, you've got to be careful. Alice loves nerdjerking and there is no stopping her once she starts talking. Never mention and of her exes or she will nerdjerk for hours.
by sillywillybilly September 20, 2011
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Social Netlurking

The use social networking sites to stalk people of the opposite sex. Specifically, to find pictures of said person, find out who there friends are, and look for personal information about them.
Kevin used social netlurking to find out that his hot classmate has douchey looking friends, and her favourite saying is "Go big or go home."
by LittleBurrito January 22, 2009
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nerdworking

Portmanteau of "nerd" and "networking": networking solely done with virtual friends never met in real life and possibly only known by nicknames.
Joey invited his friends 1137killer and Orkchieftain1983 from WOW to Ataripwner from his virtual-GO-tournament to play in his alliance in a SciFiMMO in an astounding display of his leet skills in nerdworking.
by Nebulosa May 17, 2010
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netlurking

1) A synergy between networking and lurking. It simply means making the use of corporate networking (making new contacts socially) a route to sexual conquest.
Those girls at Interco are so hot, and they'll be at the Christmas party: let's go netlurking!
by MrKoi June 23, 2007
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Social Netlurking

The action of observing friends or complete strangers from the comfort of your own computer via social networking websites such as Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Myspace, Formspring, etc. When practiced correctly, a social netlurker can gather immense amounts of information on their subject(s). Any embarrassing and funny information gathered should be submitted to www.SocialNetlurking.com.
After last night's party, Amber was totally hitting on my 14 year old brother on his Facebook wall. I took a screenshot and sent it in to Social Netlurking before she could sober up, realize what she did, and delete it.
by katelynshelby August 11, 2010
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