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Nerdjerking 

Very similar to nerdjacking, but when a person digresses into extreme detail about any and every uninteresting topic. While a nerdjacker tends to "go into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion," the nerdjerker will go on about any given subject and usually has very little or absolutely no expertise on the topic (although they speak with such detail that the naive could be fooled into thinking the nerdjerker actually knows what he/she is talking about). Nerdjerking is not aimed at only one passion, as the typical nerdjerker is passionate about any random, irrelevant, topic.

It's easy to fall victim of a nerdjerker's tangent. Regardless of your obvious lack of interest in the topic; nerdjerkers will continue talking until you run away. No matter what, do not respond or input your opinion. This will only cause the person to believe that you actually care about what he/she is talking about and will continue on with an increased passion.
Jane: I accidentally mentioned the economy to Alice and she went off for an hour about how the cost of pens are the cause for poverty. I had no clue what she was even talking about.

Jamie: Yea, you've got to be careful. Alice loves nerdjerking and there is no stopping her once she starts talking. Never mention and of her exes or she will nerdjerk for hours.
Nerdjerking by sillywillybilly September 20, 2011
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nerdjacking 

In conversation, digressing into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion (music, coding, gaming) to an otherwise uninitiated layperson, without awareness or acknowledgement of the listener’s rapidly waning interest or lack of understanding of the subject at hand.
Clyde held Stella’s attention briefly, until he began nerdjacking the conversation by talking about World of Warcraft for 4 uncomfortable minutes.
nerdjacking by antilimit June 14, 2011

nerdlurking 

Anonymously browsing singles on dating websites using a free or false profile.
I'm exhausted today because I was up late nerdlurking while the wife slept.
nerdlurking by MaconBacon October 2, 2007

Social Netjerking 

1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.

2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!

2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
Social Netjerking by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011

nerdworking 

Portmanteau of "nerd" and "networking": networking solely done with virtual friends never met in real life and possibly only known by nicknames.
Joey invited his friends 1137killer and Orkchieftain1983 from WOW to Ataripwner from his virtual-GO-tournament to play in his alliance in a SciFiMMO in an astounding display of his leet skills in nerdworking.
nerdworking by Nebulosa May 17, 2010

netjerking 

When computer networking goes bad. When trying to set up a computer network, you encounter several unexplained problems, troubleshoot by pulling out (jerking) a lot of cables around, you learn a lot about the network, but in the end you're unable to solve the problem in the time alotted. It is very frustrating. It's a low-brow humorous euphemism for an analogous male sexual act. Both are exercises in futility which may be fun and consume energy but produce no practical results.
Netjerking is a lot of fun but as usual accomplishes nothing.

My buddy and I spent all afternoon netjerking in the computer lab.

The client had me running around the building netjerking until my arms were tired before giving up for the day.
netjerking by warp9pnt9 November 22, 2009

Nerdering 

To react and engage in research behaviours involving social platforms to fully maximise understanding and appreciation of a subject.
As a person who hasn't had much exposure to the art world, I was recently nerdering how to use the Paint by Numbers kit I bought on eBay.
Nerdering by Saffachad August 23, 2021