nerdworking 

Portmanteau of "nerd" and "networking": networking solely done with virtual friends never met in real life and possibly only known by nicknames.

Joey invited his friends 1137killer and Orkchieftain1983 from WOW to Ataripwner from his virtual-GO-tournament to play in his alliance in a SciFiMMO in an astounding display of his leet skills in nerdworking.

nerdworking by Nebulosa May 17, 2010

social networking sites cycle 

The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.

John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.

social networking sites cycle by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Networking 

Sitting on someone's shoulders whilst using the urinal, and handing your resume to the business executive using the urinal besides you.

Bruh, I need to piss. Hop on, you can do some networking.

Networking by Bobbo231 January 8, 2020

Networking 

A method for unskilled people to get hired for jobs over people who are skilled.

Despite being an incompetent worker, I'm employed because I'm great at networking!

Networking by hublahh August 3, 2010

socialist-networking 

Socialist-networking is like social-networking but for communists, progressives, Democrats and liberals.

Socialist-networking sites are places for liberals to meet and berate conservatives and patriotic Americans.

Socialist-networks are intolerant of opposing points of view and those with conservative ideas will be insulted and eventually kicked off the site.

Sodahead is a socialist-networking site.

socialist-networking by Foznots March 23, 2011

Anti-Social Networking 

1. unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people due to preoccupation with social networking via smartphone, computer, or any other technology.

acronym ASN.

A person who is surrounded by friends at a bar or restaurant, but is on their smartphone checking their twitter feed or other peoples Facebook updates rather than socializing with the people present: Oh don't worry about Liz joining the conversation at dinner she is Anti-Social Networking as usual.

Anti-Social Networking by fakelamarodom December 30, 2011

Nerdjerking 

Very similar to nerdjacking, but when a person digresses into extreme detail about any and every uninteresting topic. While a nerdjacker tends to "go into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion," the nerdjerker will go on about any given subject and usually has very little or absolutely no expertise on the topic (although they speak with such detail that the naive could be fooled into thinking the nerdjerker actually knows what he/she is talking about). Nerdjerking is not aimed at only one passion, as the typical nerdjerker is passionate about any random, irrelevant, topic.

It's easy to fall victim of a nerdjerker's tangent. Regardless of your obvious lack of interest in the topic; nerdjerkers will continue talking until you run away. No matter what, do not respond or input your opinion. This will only cause the person to believe that you actually care about what he/she is talking about and will continue on with an increased passion.

Jane: I accidentally mentioned the economy to Alice and she went off for an hour about how the cost of pens are the cause for poverty. I had no clue what she was even talking about.

Jamie: Yea, you've got to be careful. Alice loves nerdjerking and there is no stopping her once she starts talking. Never mention and of her exes or she will nerdjerk for hours.

Nerdjerking by sillywillybilly September 20, 2011