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National finger a nerd day 

June 25 is celebrated as National finger a nerd day , one this day nerds are to be fingered deep up their prostate and made to get orgasm
A: Hey fatty .... Tonight we three are gonna have a nightout . Wanna join ?
B: surely , how can I refuse an orgasm ... I know what you're gonna do with my prostate after all it's national finger a nerd day .
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Beat A Nerd Day 

Celebrated on March 14th, beat a nerd day is the day when normies, weebs, and furries beat up a nerd. it's that simple, and it's not illegal at all!
Normies, weebs and furries: C'mon here nerd!
Nerd: uh, why?
Normies, weebs and furries: Cus it's beat a nerd day muhahaha
nerd: oh no please don't beat me i have to go home study for exam
Normies, weebs and furries: we don't care
*casually beats up the nerd*

Coffee Nerd day 

Yeah, coffee nerd day is on July 14th and you wonder why this exact day? it's because it's my damn birthday dumbass
Wow it's coffee Nerd day, Sick ima go buy her a present
Coffee Nerd day by Areithy October 27, 2021

Beat a nerd day 

Beat a nerd day is started in October 24th, the date is for beat every nerd in the world.
"i gonna beat up a nerd for the Beat a nerd day"
Beat a nerd day by SrCoookiee August 27, 2022

Nerd Appreciation Day

September 18 (Nerd Appreciation Day) Celebrate the person who helps you with your work and gives you answers.

Modern Day Nerd 

Usually, the people who care too much about history or nazis or both they commonly act like they are the main character

they probably idolize Andrew Tate they have no understanding of how women's emotions or women's sarcasm. a big factor is autism
Chase: Did you know that nazis were in world war 2

Me: Do i give a shit? damn bro u a Modern Day Nerd
Modern Day Nerd by evedl@g.eips.ca January 26, 2024

Nerd day™ 

Nerd day is essentially when you have a day where you basically speed run all the work you didn't do over a entire week or few to make up for not doing it before
Person 1: I can't believe I spent all day breathing air and existing, tomorrow I am going to have to do a nerd day™ for all the work I missed
Person 2: I don't give a shit, I am dying
Person 3:Hi dying, I am dad