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neposition 

The job you only got because you're related to the owner.
Buddy got his executive neposition the old fashioned way, he was born into it. Just clean up after him and know your place.
neposition by Austin_72 October 9, 2020
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Deposition Turd 

Scientific:

The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.

Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.

Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.

Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
"Dude, if you keep farting in those pants your likely to create a deposition turd."
Deposition Turd by Scrumhalf86 January 22, 2010

A Nonpositional Mindset 

Is an insouciant attitude towards the rat race (especially when someone has gratitude for things regardless of how they may benefit from them in regard to the pecking order).
McVey: "It's nice to see that rich lady Ria Valladares with a nonpositional mindset for once -- not being super braggadocious about all her money & success."

Rouse: "Yeah a sort of fundamental gratitude for things regardless of what other people have is nice to see -- wherever someone happens to be at within the social strata at the time".
Jolyne: Cha' a nonpositional mindset is probs a nice virtue to strive towards.

Repositioning 

repositioning:

(noun) telling the truth only after being presented with evidence of a bold faced lie and threatened with prison time.
When conspiracy theorist and Trump supporter Jerome Corsi was confronted about his lies and threatened with prison time, he decided to tell the truth, which he described as a "repositioning".

newsposition 

When exposition in a movie or series is delivered through the newsbroadcasts.
Marvel mostly uses newsposition in their movies.
newsposition by I_Likes_The_Spewder November 21, 2021

deposition 

The wood is deposition by water
deposition by 459395 April 4, 2023

Newsposition 

When exposition in a movie is said in the form of a news broadcast. Mostly includes vague split screen stock clips that would be seen as filler in a news report along with "reporterish" narration over it and your movie has Newsposition.
I loved watching that movie, but it had way too much newsposition.
Newsposition by Peediddie February 15, 2024
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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