neposition
Buddy got his executive neposition the old fashioned way, he was born into it. Just clean up after him and know your place.
neposition by Austin_72 October 9, 2020
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Deposition Turd
Scientific:
The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.
Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.
Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.
Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.
Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.
Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.
Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
Deposition Turd by Scrumhalf86 January 22, 2010
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A Nonpositional Mindset
Is an insouciant attitude towards the rat race (especially when someone has gratitude for things regardless of how they may benefit from them in regard to the pecking order).
McVey: "It's nice to see that rich lady Ria Valladares with a nonpositional mindset for once -- not being super braggadocious about all her money & success."
Rouse: "Yeah a sort of fundamental gratitude for things regardless of what other people have is nice to see -- wherever someone happens to be at within the social strata at the time".
Jolyne: Cha' a nonpositional mindset is probs a nice virtue to strive towards.
Rouse: "Yeah a sort of fundamental gratitude for things regardless of what other people have is nice to see -- wherever someone happens to be at within the social strata at the time".
Jolyne: Cha' a nonpositional mindset is probs a nice virtue to strive towards.
A Nonpositional Mindset by MaxwellMurdoch October 30, 2020
Repositioning
repositioning:
(noun) telling the truth only after being presented with evidence of a bold faced lie and threatened with prison time.
(noun) telling the truth only after being presented with evidence of a bold faced lie and threatened with prison time.
When conspiracy theorist and Trump supporter Jerome Corsi was confronted about his lies and threatened with prison time, he decided to tell the truth, which he described as a "repositioning".
Repositioning by Yes u r awake and this is real December 2, 2018
newsposition
newsposition by I_Likes_The_Spewder November 21, 2021
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deposition by 459395 April 4, 2023
Newsposition
When exposition in a movie is said in the form of a news broadcast. Mostly includes vague split screen stock clips that would be seen as filler in a news report along with "reporterish" narration over it and your movie has Newsposition.
Newsposition by Peediddie February 15, 2024
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