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Neosexual 

FIRST there was the SNAG, then came the metrosexual, retrosexual and now - if marketers are to be believed - the neosexual.

Evolutionary changes in man used to take thousands of years, but now these transformations appear to be occurring from one decade to the next.

The "neosexual" has been identified as the latest male breed, having shrugged off the femininity of the metrosexual and returned to his more masculine, primitive roots.

The research, commissioned by a deodorant company, found 81 per cent of females wanted guys to be sensitive without losing masculinity.

The demographer and author of Man Drought, Bernard Salt, said men had to reinvent themselves for new generations, as women called the shots.

"Generation Y women in their 20s and early 30s feel generally empowered to make choices that perhaps previous generations may not have had," Mr Salt said.

"They want the manliness of a James Bond, the looks of Hugh Jackman, the humour of Jim Carrey and the youth of Zac Efron."
He's not a SNAG he's a Neosexual.
Neosexual by connectjon June 18, 2009

newtsexual

Someone who is in love with Newt from The Maze Runner series.
person1: Hey whats your sexuality again?
person2: Oh im Newtsexual, meaning im in love with Newt from TMR series!
newtsexual by Edmund Pevensie December 29, 2020

newtsexual

Being totally and utterly Inlove with newt from the maze runner.
Thomas: I think I’m Inlove with newt!!
Teresa: That means your Newtsexual!
newtsexual by Ilovethemazerunner December 30, 2020

newtsexual

People who are only attracted to Newt from TMR, this ones for you.
-Newt is so hot omg i love him!!

- So you’re Newtsexual.
newtsexual by leahiselite December 29, 2020
only being attracted to Kim Namjoon from Kpop group BTS
boy : wassup beautiful
girl : wtf im namsexual
boy : wha-
girl : yeahā¤šŸ˜¤
boy : *slowly backs out*
namsexual by Ntahlah gw siapa September 26, 2020

novosexual 

novosexual, similar to abrosexual is a fluidity in sexuality.

but instead of the fluidity being on its own it is attached with gender fluidity

one day a novosexual person, well call them cam, could prefer he/him pronouns and be straight up gay

but the next day, cam goes by they/them and is pansexual

and the next day, cam goes by she/they and is omniromantic with a preference to girls and asexual
1: hey i’m cam i’m novosexual

2: what does that mean
1: basically my gender fluidity and sexuality fluidity are joined
novosexual by kinda_homo October 18, 2020

Nicsexual 

Bro, I thought I was gay but , I know now that I’m NICSEXUAL.
Nicsexual by Onika_prrr December 25, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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