Neighbor’s Dog 

The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.

My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.

Neighbor’s Dog by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

Neighbor’s dick 

The dick that your neighbor penetrates you when you come around and help him

-Oh my god, my neighbor’s dick is huge!

-I know right?

Neighbor’s dick by Aguyfromgreece December 5, 2022

The Neighbor's Kid 

A noun used to describe someone who's acting in a strange, childish, and eccentric behavior. They are someone who are just flat out annoying, and loud, so loud you can hear him next door, but you still hang out with him when you're bored because of convenience or forced to hang out with them because they won't leave you alone.

ME: "Do you like watching Pewdiepie on Youtube?",

FRIEND: "He is such "The Neighbor's Kid", he can't mispronounce words like "negligible" and "phenomenon" and stutters, and screams and makes weird noises all the time, so much so my parent walked in thinking I was watching porn once".

The Neighbor's Kid by Devendren December 3, 2020

My neighbor’s house is on fire 

Code phrase for gay sex.

We’ve gotta go, my neighbor’s house is on fire.

My neighbor’s house is on fire by Baduke February 5, 2021

Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat 

A psychological state of bewilderment and shame

1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.

Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat by Buttering Your Biscuits September 29, 2019

Pumpin the neighbor’s dog

Screwing off, slacking, etc.

Dude, where you been? Pumpin the neighbor’s dog? We got work to do

Pumpin the neighbor’s dog by Doc Fitz March 2, 2019

The neighbor's cum is always whiter 

When a sexual partner complains about your sexual activity and/or your genitallia

Jane: your dick is much smaller than Mike's

Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter

The neighbor's cum is always whiter by r/EmojiPolice_open_up April 4, 2020