Neighbor’s Dog

The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.

My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.

Neighbor’s Dog by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

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Neighbor’s dick

The dick that your neighbor penetrates you when you come around and help him

-Oh my god, my neighbor’s dick is huge!

-I know right?

Neighbor’s dick by Aguyfromgreece December 5, 2022

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The Neighbor's Kid

A noun used to describe someone who's acting in a strange, childish, and eccentric behavior. They are someone who are just flat out annoying, and loud, so loud you can hear him next door, but you still hang out with him when you're bored because of convenience or forced to hang out with them because they won't leave you alone.

ME: "Do you like watching Pewdiepie on Youtube?",

FRIEND: "He is such "The Neighbor's Kid", he can't mispronounce words like "negligible" and "phenomenon" and stutters, and screams and makes weird noises all the time, so much so my parent walked in thinking I was watching porn once".

The Neighbor's Kid by Devendren December 3, 2020