neigee
neigee by Sergent Jatt December 27, 2017
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Flocon De Neige
This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.
This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.
Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.
ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED
This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.
Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.
ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED
Flocon De Neige by mj9864 December 14, 2021
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NEIGEINEGNNEINGENI@N!@UOasdfya6sdf7hasndf by DICKWARIO July 19, 2021
nigeezer
guy 1- damn donturius that old man is is still slangin leg at an astounding rate.
guy 2- oh dats my nigeezer right thur
guy 2- oh dats my nigeezer right thur
nigeezer by Flowaz in da buildin December 29, 2009
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neogeek
Neogeeks are geeks who, in every sense, should be classified as an alpha-male/female because they have alpha qualities (good looks, advanced social skills, humour etc.) but chose to forsake that life in order to do things they like, which may or may not be geeky things. But mostly geeky.
Girl 1: Oh my god. That guy is so freaking hot, but he's obsessed with dungeons and dragons!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's totally a neogeek.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's totally a neogeek.
neogeek by MyNameIsAVATAR October 20, 2009
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NEIGEINEGNNEINGENI@N!@UOasdfya6sdf7hasndf by timetravellingcarrot August 2, 2021
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