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needle eye pumpum 

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Is the female genitalia that is so tight almost as tight as a virgin
My girlfriend has the needle eye pumpum
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needle eye • needle eye pumpum • stick a needle in my eye • Pissing Through The Eye Of A Needle • shitting through the eye of a needle • Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces • My eyes! They feel like needles! • needle dick • needle • Needle in a Haystack

stick a needle in my eye 

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Excruciating pain that is better than....
I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than listen to her voice!
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Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces 

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Projectile Diahorrea condition
If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.
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shitting through the eye of a needle

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Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"
Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!
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Pissing Through The Eye Of A Needle 

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Rippin the beer shits into the shitter and its sounds and feels like your pissing out of your ass. Yeah you know those ones......they usually burn too.
I sure pissed through the eye of a needle on that one....yeah you guys thought I was pissing eh...well I wasnt.....I was shittin soup you fuckin Wikedy Wiener
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My eyes! They feel like needles! 

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What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.
Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.
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