diahorrea 

1.Pressing matter.
2.Brown crap, not really poop but comes outta your asshole anyways, that shoots out your butt whether you're ready or not.

-He can't come 'cause he has diahorrea
-I told him he shouldn't eat shit off the ground!

diahorrea by Jaden_Aye May 12, 2009

diahorrea 

The brown crap overwhelming smelly yellow bits of sweetcorn that hasnt seen daylight for over 12- 13 years Like when you sit on the toilet struggling for life taking out that aggression on thinking about Osama binladen until *poof* it squirms out like a waterfall or tap that never switches off.. steamy hot and consumed well for days! And atlast you finish, releived! Thank god!

In other words... diahorrea

diahorrea by I.Tehpwner.I August 29, 2006

Diahorrea 

Die - ah - whore - ree - ah.

A very common occurrence within the gold digger community in which a fat woman has sex with men for money which is exchanged for fast food, and is sentenced to 3 - 9 hours on the toilet as punishment for being a fat pig.

Wow Katie guess who i saw at (insert fast food franchise) last night with brad, said Rebecca.
Who? Katie asked. It was Bethany he was buying her a 30 burger party case in exchange for her disgusting flap dungeon, Rebecca Replied. Ugh, she's such a fat slut i bet she's being imprisoned in her bathroom having diahorrea from all those burgers, Katie said.

Diahorrea by PseudoWrestler October 31, 2018

Car Diahrea 

After eating an excessive amount of food you enter a car and drive around terrible roads making your car to bounce which in turn your stomach rumbles and you soon release da poo poo

no man not this road there are too many potholes im gonna get car diahrea

Car Diahrea by thatguyissexy October 19, 2011

Diarrealization 

That moment when you are on the toilet and you realize that this will be no normal #2. You wait a second and blam! Diarrhea.

Dude I totally had diarrealization last night on the john, scariest moment ever

Diarrealization by Griffin_Post January 20, 2011

explosive diorrea 

Learn to spell, genius.

explosive diorrea by Anonymous November 2, 2003

diarreastic 

When a fart smells and sounds like diarrhea.

Mike: *blarp*
Bill: That was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard!

diarreastic by PocketCalculator April 17, 2014