Needer 

A person you know who you only see when they need something, be it a favor or help with something. These people will always call and start off with some beating around the bush idle bullshitting, and then they slip in the "oh by the way I need......". Everone knows at least one asshole like this, it is a burden we must all carry.

lance: That pain in the ass hank stopped by today.

frank : What that tool want?

lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!

frank: He's a real needer

Needer by TV CAR April 5, 2010

Needer 

A word to describe a needle when you don't feel like saying the "le" part.

"I am going to poke you with a needer!" or "Give me that NEEDER!" or "I need to go to the store to get thread and needers!"

Needer by Bighead Nick August 8, 2009

needer butter 

a LJ; a BGFELJ

Oh, LJ is such a Needer Butter

needer butter by BBFEAS November 12, 2023

special needer 

a person lacking normal intellect. usually seen coming out of a bus of special needers, in a group of needers, or masturbating in public ( not knowing any better )

" Hey! Look! It's a bus fulla special needers!!!!!! "

special needer by shawna donkey August 2, 2003

slap-needer 

a face badly in need of a fist/slap

that persons a real slap-needer!

slap-needer by eferdemo February 24, 2015

viagra-needer

A poorly drawn retarded stick man with a big right foot and a small cock, and he always runs around with "I NEED VIAGRA" next to his head, and in his movies, he often gets into a big problem, with his movies abruptly ending with scribbles covering the screen over a loud fart.

The viagra-needer needs viagra.

viagra-needer by AoA May 18, 2008

viagra-needer

Someone who can't get the penis erect.

Tom is a viagra-needer in the bed.

viagra-needer by Bobbie Brownie March 16, 2008