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nedflix and chill

1. A non-sexual netflix and chill due to either religious reasons, being too naive or fear. Inspired by how Ned Flanders would netflix and chill.

2. Losing your head (like Ned Stark) because you failed to seal the deal in a netflix and chill.
Maximus: I invited her over to my place and we watched Gladiator. I put my arm around her. That was it. I was too afraid to diddly-do anymore.

Decimus: Hahahah, sounds like a classic nedflix and chill! You're such a pussy.
nedflix and chill by bookkake August 20, 2016
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Netflix and Chill

when he says he wants to netflix and chill but you realize he has no TV
Netflix and Chill by zek123 July 2, 2016

Netflix and Chill

Something you tell your parents when you want your boyfriend/girlfriend to come over and you fuck
girlfriend: Hey mom my boyfriends coming over to watch Netflix and chill.
mom: Okay sweetie have lots of fun!
Boyfriend: okay babe, ready to fuck?
Netflix and Chill by stella1235 February 28, 2016

netflix and chill

Netflix and chill is how you end up with chill-dren.

Enough said.
"Netflix and chill?"
"No, that how we end up with chill-dren."

Netflix and Chill

Netflix and chill is a slang word used to say you wanna fuck
Me:babe let’s watch Netflix and chill
Him:ok I’ll get the condoms
Netflix and Chill by Hi2354 June 10, 2019

Netflix and Chill without the chill 

Who says two bros can't get together and watch a little Grey's Anatomy without the preconception of sex? Netflix and Chill without the chill is the simple yet classic act of two people getting together to watch Netflix and relax.

NETFLIX AND CHILL WITHOUT THE CHILL // "Without the chill. But still cool"
Bro 1: "Hey man! want to come over for a little Netflix and Chill without the chill?"
Bro 2: "aww no dude I'll pass on this one. I think your great and all that jazz but I'm a straight man."
Bro 1: "Oh no dude this is a chill free Netflix experience. Without the chill. But still cool"
Bro 2: "Oh well in that case, lets get cracking! I heard the new season of The Bachelor is up there!"

Netflix and Chill

A euphemism for inviting someone over to their place to engage in sexual activity. Thus the expression, "let's Netflix and chill!" should be understood by the hearer as "let's come over to my place and fuck!" The genius of this phrase is that it gives both parties "plausible deniability" when its true meaning is prematurely exposed so no one has to lose face (the inviting party can say, "I was just talking about watching movies and hanging out" or the invited party can say, "You're talking about watching movies and hanging out, right?")
John: Hey Tammy, let's netflix and chill tonight.
Tammy: OK!
Netflix and Chill by morpheus30 November 11, 2015
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