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a public syllabus of how to get depression in 12 years or 12 years of rigorous test if you will get depression or not

he studied NCERT and suffered from depression

ncert by thebadfaceguy May 8, 2018

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Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian is a word used to say no, nert or nope. Often used in Marlborough High School

Mr.Bonkin- “ Take out the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “Nert Bastian!”

Nert Bastian by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019

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Nyert

a) Verb - To move / change location, often in a sneaky yet spasticated manner.

b) Noun - A person who can be deemed to be annoying yet provide comic relief to friends and family alike.

Verb

Will we take a wee nyert down the pub after we finish these ales?
He was lying on the ground, nyerting away like a dying fish.

Noun

You're an annoying little nyert!
Spidey wee nyert!

Nyert by T8rb8r August 4, 2010

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Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian Is a word that can be used as no, nert or nope. (inspired from a video game meme, overwatch.)

Mr.Bonkin- “do the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “ Nert Bastian “

Nert Bastian by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019

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Nertzed

When you ejaculate and shart at the same time.

I knew I shouldn’t have had Taco Bell before seeing my girlfriend. I nertzed all over her sheets and she broke up with me.

Nertzed by Bolke October 25, 2020

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Neerts

Another slang name for testicles.

It is, in a sense, a more comical way of saying nuts.

"Dude! She kneed me in the neerts!!"

Neerts by Rax1134 October 6, 2009

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NERTS

to express disgust; an exclamation

You drop all your pixie stix in a puddle. You yell out, Nerts!

NERTS by Joe January 15, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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