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Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian is a word used to say no, nert or nope. Often used in Marlborough High School
Mr.Bonkin- “ Take out the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “Nert Bastian!”
Nert Bastian by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019
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a) Verb - To move / change location, often in a sneaky yet spasticated manner.

b) Noun - A person who can be deemed to be annoying yet provide comic relief to friends and family alike.
Verb

Will we take a wee nyert down the pub after we finish these ales?
He was lying on the ground, nyerting away like a dying fish.

Noun

You're an annoying little nyert!
Spidey wee nyert!
Nyert by T8rb8r August 4, 2010

Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian Is a word that can be used as no, nert or nope. (inspired from a video game meme, overwatch.)
Mr.Bonkin- “do the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “ Nert Bastian
Nert Bastian by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019
When you ejaculate and shart at the same time.
I knew I shouldn’t have had Taco Bell before seeing my girlfriend. I nertzed all over her sheets and she broke up with me.
Nertzed by Bolke October 25, 2020
Another slang name for testicles.

It is, in a sense, a more comical way of saying nuts.
"Dude! She kneed me in the neerts!!"
Neerts by Rax1134 October 6, 2009
You drop all your pixie stix in a puddle. You yell out, Nerts!
NERTS by Joe January 15, 2005