A little private christian college in some weird ass named town that starts with a B located an hour south of Chicago. Everyone tries to get married by sophomore year. Close to 90% of the people are sheltered and have never talked to the opposite sex so I guess it works out. All the women are naturally just thick as hell.
Nazarena is a person who isn't easy to reach. She is cold but at the same time warm. Once you make a space in her life she will try to open her heart little by little. She is loyal and nice. Just keep her close to you and never lost her trust.
Nazario is the definition of amazing. If you know a nazario you are one of the lucky few who get the privilege. With a quite and shy demeaner hiding their witty and sarcastic humor. If you can get a nazario to laugh and smile it will brighten up your whole day, with have the most contagious laugh you won't be able to help but smile and laugh along. Nazarios are the. Most trust worthy and loyal people you will ever meet, they have a caring and compassionate and pure heart and of they care about you you are very lucky.
A very sexy, cute, and handsome man. He is the man of your dreams. He is the best. He is so cool. Nazareth is the god damn sexiest man that will ever exist.
Girl 1: Dammnnnnn, he’s so hot, he must be named Nazareth.
Girl 2: HE’S MINE!
Girl 1: 😮 NO HE’S MINE!
*Fighting*
A beautiful girl. Someone who is always there when you need her and knows how to bright even your darkest days. She is a fantastic wife, mother, and friend. A lover of Tequila, Friends, Disney, and SHOES! She has junk in the trunk and is proud of it! She can win you VIP rooms by dancing on speakers! If you meet a Nazare you'll wonder how you went through life without her! A word of caution, DO NOT GIVE HER WHITE WINE!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.