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Natural Lube 

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"
Natural Lube by OliverS May 5, 2005
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Natural Lube 

When one coats the penis or vagina in semen to lube that area up.
My girlfroend amd I had so much sex last night I used my natural lube with her.

Natural Lube 

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"
Natural Lube by OliverS May 5, 2005

Natural Banana Lube 

Banana Lube...

You're on top of a hot guy stroking his cock and he's ready to get off. What the fuck? Neither of you brought any lube? What the mother fucking hell were you thinking?

You scurry off to the kitchen in your blue dream haze to find some Crisco... Damn, Mom must have used it all on the last batch of cookies. You turn. You see a banana. You immediately think of the baking skills your mother taught you. That's right... You remember what happens to banana when you mush it in a bowl... It gets wet and slimy.

You quickly grab the banana, run back into the room, ask your hot victim if he trusts you, and all while not waiting for the answer, open the banana, mush it in your hands, and rub it all over his throbbing cock.

He squeals in pleasure, and the room smells like banana cream pie.

The end.
Have you ever made your man squeal using some natural banana lube on his hot steamy throbbing cock?
Natural Banana Lube by RyedMstr January 12, 2016

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026