An individual in the internet or someone you know personally that is a fervent supporter/enthusiast about the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO). They are most commonly found in military forums and are generally condescending towards fellow military enthusiasts that prefer military topics that are not NATO related.
"Dude, this Bert guy keeps telling us how NATO weapons are much better than Chinese or Russian ones."
A deliberate misspelling of naked with sexual implications, either on behalf of the naked person, or the viewer.
"In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on ... and you're up to somethin!"
--Great Lewis Grizzard on the difference between nakkid and naked
A social sports club, based in Washington, DC, but also serving Austin, TX and Denver, CO, which provides kickball, dodgeball, volleyball and bar sports to professional adults.
Trevor: "Loris, I do not condone this level of nakidity around my parents."
Loris: "Well you should have thought of that before you lost the key to the handcuffs"