Natoid 

An individual in the internet or someone you know personally that is a fervent supporter/enthusiast about the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO). They are most commonly found in military forums and are generally condescending towards fellow military enthusiasts that prefer military topics that are not NATO related.

"Dude, this Bert guy keeps telling us how NATO weapons are much better than Chinese or Russian ones."

"Don't mind the guy, he's clearly a Natoid."

Natoid by OnlineAdviser248 June 8, 2022

anarcho-NATOISM 

Facetious far-left political ideology for anarchists who support NATO defense from outside aggression. This ideology uses the prefix "anarcho-" to suggest it is a type of anarchism in the same way other ideologies do - anarcho-feminism or anarcho-syndicalism. Together with the acronym for the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. NATO is often criticized by the left, which prompts some leftists who are not as critical of NATO to create this label.

"I think we should abolish the state, capitalism, and NATO is not perfect, but it is a valuable defense alliance against Russian aggression. You can call this anarcho-NATOISM!"

anarcho-NATOISM by LLexter December 29, 2022

Natondi 

Natondis are extremely smart, corny, kind, and really cute. These types of boys are keepers and will bring you money in the future because of his intelligence.

Girl #1: OMG!! I heard that you're dating Natondi!!
Girl #2: Yeah!! He's the best. He's so smart and caring!!

Natondi by Extremely Unknown Person March 8, 2017

Niatoide 

The act of 4 or more gay black men kissing and watching coco melon while inside of a McDonald bathroom

“ yo Jamal asked me if I wanted to go to a part but when I got there it was a niatoide instead

Niatoide by Lil nus nus March 29, 2022

Anarcho-NATOist

Western leftist that engages in bothsidesism when confronted with any real world geopolitical scenario. Calls themselves a socialist but consistently denounces actually existing socialist states in the name of intellectual nuance, therefore

inadvertently fulfilling the strategic interests of the western imperialism and with that becoming NATO's useful idiots.

YouTuber and peadofile Vaush is the quintessential anarcho-NATOist

Anarcho-NATOist by therenegademaster June 6, 2022

natoine

Name,

Handsome, strong men with lots of personality.

Many are born in the summer.

Natoine is fine.

natoine by Symese December 19, 2016

natkid 

Natkid is a person who wakes up early in the morning and have this believe that today am going to make it and later on he ends up fucken things up.

Natkid the lucky guy who ends up unlucky

natkid by Natkidjokes April 7, 2023