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National save woman day 

April 22! The day to stop raping and killing woman. Woman are gonna be free and never get in danger.
Unknown man: Follow me. Suck my d1ck
Woman: No. It's National save woman day! You will stop raping girls and woman.

National save woman day 

Woman will be free for once. No men are gonna kidnap little girls and teens, They will be safe.
Unknown man: Come here, suck my d1ck.
Woman/girl: no, it's National save woman day. We get to be free without any men in our way. We're safe on this day.

National Woman Beer Day 

NATIONAL WOMAN BEER DAY. January 10th (or everyday why not) woman beer is like idfk like fruity drink but not a cocktail yk? like a smirnoff ice or like pink lemonade jack daniel. woman beer. only women can drink woman beer save the nasty shit for men.
friend #1: i am SO thirsty but beer taste like hot steamy piss, cocktails are WAY too strong
friend #2: sounds like you need a nice tall cold WOMAN BEER.
friend#1: that sounds great!!! I heard today is National Woman Beer Day too!
friend #2: YURP! today we drink all the woman beer we can, happy woman beer day everyone and to all a goodnight.

National Woman Beer Day 

celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.
friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.

National Respect Women Day 

A day dedicated to giving women the respect they deserve. Nationally observed on April 18th.
Person 1: Hey man, do you see that chick over there? She's thicc as hell!
Person 2: Nah, it's National Respect Women Day. We gotta give her respect.

National Women's day 

On everyday of the year you have to respect women. No raping. No cat calling. No sexual assault. no begging for nudes. No leaking nudes. unwanted dick pics. etc
we need to change this world
Hey Abby send tits, cant justin it's National Womens day .
Come here baby girl your cute, it's National Women's day.