national kids day

a day to do WHATEVER we want !!! May18

It’s national kids day turn up!!

by Dodo Brown June 5, 2018

National Cool Kids Day

National holiday celebrated on April 4th annually.

Now that it’s April 4th, happy national cool kids day!

by Globe Master April 5, 2020

national kid kicking day

October the 11th, kick the kid you hate the most
yes you can kick your little sibling.

kid: *says cringe joke*
you: *kicks kid*
kid* OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
you: its national kid kicking day
kid: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

National Whip-a-Kid Day

November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150

It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.

by Supreme Dick Fidler November 29, 2020

National short kid day

Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)

Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?

by Tommy21st till I burst September 17, 2021

National mixed kid day

Celebrate your mixed heritage

"Oh it's national mixed kid day"

by Kid with dreams May 22, 2020

November 1st National make kids day

Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can

Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost

Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok

by Elivas ymmij October 31, 2020