national kids day

a day to do WHATEVER we want !!! May18
by Dodo Brown June 05, 2018
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National Cool Kids Day

National holiday celebrated on April 4th annually.
Now that it’s April 4th, happy national cool kids day!
by Globe Master April 05, 2020
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national kid kicking day

October the 11th, kick the kid you hate the most
yes you can kick your little sibling.
kid: *says cringe joke*
you: *kicks kid*
kid* OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
you: its national kid kicking day
kid: ohhh
by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 07, 2021
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National Whip-a-Kid Day

November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150
It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.
by Supreme Dick Fidler November 29, 2020
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Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can
Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost

Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok
by Elivas ymmij October 31, 2020
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