nasty j

The notion of skipping the oral part of a blowjob and going towards the anus instead,it shows that you care for your partner if you do it right after they use the bathroom in the toilet that you both know you haven't cleaned in the past week

"hey babe you just want to go for that nasty j today? My (genital) isn't doing so well today and can you please not use your teeth this time"

by Chill asf September 17, 2017

J-Nasty

When a co-worker gives you a name that you absolutely hate. Then other co-workers join in on the fun until it gets posted on Urban Dictionary.

Hey J-Nasty, can I borrow the key to go get nuggets?

by McSpiceDrop July 7, 2011

J Nasty

Something you call a girl who’s name is juliette and who’s knees are nasty af

Bob: “oh shit look at her knees“
Karen: “Ew, what a j nasty”

by Daniel Kerig March 15, 2020

Nasty Jacuzzi

When you ejaculate into a belly button (your own or someone else's) and then another person uses a straw to blow bubbles into it, hence a tiny nasty jacuzzi.

Now, if they drink it, well that's a whole new thing.

-Dude, Barbara and I did a Nasty Jacuzzi yesterday.
-WOAH, Who made the bubbles?
-I'd never tell.

by Arg-Gamerdude December 3, 2019

Nasty Jacked

Getting figuratively raped, Or having gotten as such. To be beaten figuratively or literally in such a way, that you feel like someone jacked off onto your soul.

As in:

The boys Varsity lacrosse team just got beaten by 7th grade girl's. NASTY JACKED

Can be used as a descriptive, or action word as such:

"Damn man you see that hot chick"

"Yeah"

"You should go out with her"

"I already have, we fucked"

"How was it???"

"Turns out shes my 2nd cousin"

"AHAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, you just got NASTY JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKEEEDDDD"

by johnny mc awesome July 19, 2009

Nasty Jew

The art of taking a shit on a bitch's chest while riding her at her uncle's bar mitzvah

Bradley gave Ashley a Nasty Jew last night at her Uncle Sam's bar mitzvah.

by Iwantokillmyself April 19, 2016

Nasty Juice

Name given to any drink that sacrifices taste for potent alcoholic content...

Willis casually swigged the concoction unawares, as the others gazed in anticipation... On contact with the palette His lips retracted from the bottleneck- his face puckering up, contorted in a reaction of putrid disgust, as he recoiled back into his seat.

''Awwww that shits the nasty juice!!!''
he declared, before staggering to the nearest toilet.

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003