Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

by willis October 24, 2004

crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.

He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.

by Willis January 02, 2007

do crap

Meaning that are aren't going to do something.

Mother: Randolph, take out the trash.

Randolph: Do crap!

by willis February 04, 2004

chestered

Just another way to describe a situation as being messed up. Not commonly used for people, but rather things.

In a restaraunt:

This soup tastes CHESTERED; I think the cook put too much salt in it.

by Willis August 07, 2003

Meester Smeece

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.

Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.

by Willis December 09, 2003

Wapnin

Blad Greeting slang- shortening the phrase ''Whats happening'' Into a smaller, 'more understandable' word.

Weaver glanced up, recognising the towering vison that is Willis approaching, he raised his arm and shouted ''Wapnin Will!'' in appreciation.

by wiLLiS April 03, 2003

Scrutny

Term used to define An annoying little bastard! Scrutnys are quick on the scene to gather round and inspect anything new or 'Nickable' On poor council estates in the UK. The clothing of choice of course ill-fitting sportswear, bleached hair optional.

''Piss off you annoying little scrutny!''

by wiLLiS April 03, 2003