narp narp

Noun.

Slang term that is used in exchange with Alien.

The UFO dropped off a Narp Narp

by .........................why.? March 17, 2024

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

NARP

What my friend uses to explain any non varsity athlete at our school. Short for a Non Athletic Regular Peasant.

Athlete 1: Hey, did you talk to Sandra about the homework assignment?
Athlete 2: No I don't talk to NARPS

by Monkeyman 15515 November 7, 2017

Narp Hunter

Someone who goes out of their way to hunt down and hurt / embarrass NARPS (Non athlete regular people).

"Did you see him break that nerd's calculator?"

"Yeah Jay is such a NARP hunter, I'm surprised he hasn't killed one yet"

by Concerned Narp October 12, 2011

NARP

Non Athletic Regular Person in regards to cadets at service academies who are not intercollegiate atheletes. Tend to be nerdy, uncoordinated and socially awkward

Wow that kid is such a NARP

by MALICIOUS C7 March 4, 2010

Narp energy

That extra energy that a non athletic regular person (narp) has that athletes are lacking

That guy over there gives me such Narp energy

by Jkseilkop September 23, 2020

NARP

how the members of the Cornell Women's Basketball team refer to anybody that is not on their team. short for a non athletic regular person

Marie: "Wow he's such a narp"

by cornHell March 9, 2017