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Narciface 

When all you do is talk about your self on Facebook, upload your best vacation pictures and fish for 'Likes' and comments to support your comments and pictures. You are a narcissistic Facebook user.
"Just got back from Lake Tahoe" Here is a picture of me standing on a boat. Also, here is a picture of me baking cookies with my 3 kids (By the way, I only see them once a week). I am a Narciface User. See also, Narcissist, Poser, Self Love, Needs Attention.
Narciface by Rossta Paige April 26, 2011

Narcicide 

When a suicidal individual decides to kill others prior to his/her own suicide in an effort to remain in the news headlines after death. Coined by Adam Carolla on November 9, 2018
Ian Long commited Narcicide at a bar in Thousand Oaks, California killing at least 12 innocents in the process.
Narcicide by slenzo34 November 9, 2018

Narcicide 

A person who commits an act of terrorism (mass shooting or otherwise) before committing suicide in order to gain infamy and news headlines after their cowardice act.

As stated by Adam Carolla
Bernie Blue didn't like other people's opinion, so he killed them before killing himself in an act of narcicide.
Narcicide by Al Coah November 9, 2018

Narcifist 

When you fist your girlfriend and then spin her around so she can realize the world does revolve around you.
Jess was confused until i narcifisted her and she knew I was her daddy from then on.
Narcifist by Bendeasy May 13, 2018

nardified 

Hey, watch your... - eh-bleh-bleh-ble-eh - First of all watch your language and also watch the way you're putting things here.
Wait a minute, what's that mean anyway?
The wax with nard cream? Ehuh? Iiiyh!
I'll nardify the next time I'll come across the word ''nardified'' from someone else. Not you #2, not you Goldmember...

narcileptisexual 

You become drowsy when aroused sexually.
My girlfriend was really hot but unfortunately she is a narcileptisexual so we never get to have sex while she's awake.
narcileptisexual by Thermight July 2, 2015
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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