A nap with a lady in which the aforementioned female is sexy. Usually, some form of hanky-panky is involved. Sometimes, intercourse even occurs. Rarely is any actual sleep gotten. When "waking up" from a sexy nap, both people usually feel fresh and well-rested despite the lack of sleep.

I just had a great sexy nap with my girlfriend and am ready for a long night of studying.

"God I'm tired," says my friend. "Well you should try a sexy nap, those always give me a nice kick in my fanny," I reply.

Sexy Nap by Laguna89 May 12, 2009

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sexy nap

after a long day fist pumping at the pool and losing your mind, you invite your favorite female friend of the day or friends up to the room to relax, it turns sexy once you either lay down with the female or run a tub

"hey greg, why are you grabbing me like that?"

"Come on baby, lets go take a sexy nap"

sexy nap by votto June 2, 2009

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Napsexual

The near antonym of pansexual. Occurring when an individual has a profound dislike or hatred, and lack of sexual attraction toward anyone. But they love naps.

James: Hey there sexy, you wanna go out ;)

Jennifer: First, you have no game. Second, my only attraction is gravitated toward naps. Third, I just hate you in general.

James: Oh, so you’re a Napsexual?

Jennifer: That’s fucking stupid. Just like you. God, I’m tired.

Napsexual by CawryGoneAwry November 13, 2017

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napsexual

The extreme desire to fall asleep when sex or sexuality are discussed.

Being a napsexual, Howard passed out in class during sex ed.

napsexual by Myl life is a lie... April 4, 2016

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