The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.

Bob: "We must commence this battle by vigorously shaking our booty"
Tom: "Nani the fuck?"

nani the fuck by zeroloveforanyofyou November 6, 2017

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Nani Paradox

An unsolvable scenario where the question is “IF *JOSEPH JOESTAR* TELLS *KENSHIRO* THAT HIS NEXT WORDS WILL BE *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU* AND HE SAYS IT WHO WILL SAY NANI?”

Hey mark......have you heard of the *Nani Paradox*?

Nani Paradox by Sooperdooper14 August 20, 2018

Nandi

Nandi is a person, perfect in every way. Her level of beauty can't be matched and anyone lucky to know one should thank the stars for such a blessing. Beauty, wisdom, kindness, grace - she's got it all. Ultra rare to find and even rarer to keep, a Nandi is one hell of a jewel.

"Hey you met the new girl yet?"
"Yeah, she's such a Nandi."

Nandi by Salt-to-my-Pepper April 22, 2017

nani

(informal)

Japanese for "What?"

You're always hearing this in anime and reading it in manga, and it's basically a simple response to anything confusing, offensive, or mysterious.

Can be used in virtually any situation. Plus you sound all cosmopolite if you can speak in Japanese.

1) "Nani?"
Trans: I beg your pardon?

2) "Nani?!"
T: Did you just say what I think you said?!

3) "Nani kore?"
T: What is this?

4) "Nani..."
T: This is all so mysterious and intriguing...I wonder what it all could mean.

have fun.

nani by noflo June 19, 2004

Nanci

Nanci is a person who loves and cares for her friends, family and partner. She is very pretty, caring, smart and a sincere person. She will always be truthful and trustful, you can always rely on her. Nanci is a really nice, caring person when she finds the one she will love him forever. When she says ur the one, you know she loves you. Nanci is a really nice friend she will treat you good and care for you no matter what. Nanci would be the best friend in the world she is very funny, she will make you laugh when you are upset, and will help you with any problems you have. Nanci is incredibly cute without any makeup on, she is stunning without even trying. Nanci loves to help people out with anything no matter what it is she will try her very best.

Person1: I love that girl, what's her name?

Person2: her name is Nanci

Person1: that makes sense

Nanci by oof.oof.lol December 17, 2018

naner

Short for banana

You kids wanna naner for breakfast?

naner by steve918 November 27, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026