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nani the fuck 

The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.
Bob: "We must commence this battle by vigorously shaking our booty"
Tom: "Nani the fuck?"
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Nani Paradox

An unsolvable scenario where the question is “IF *JOSEPH JOESTAR* TELLS *KENSHIRO* THAT HIS NEXT WORDS WILL BE *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU* AND HE SAYS IT WHO WILL SAY NANI?”
Hey mark......have you heard of the *Nani Paradox*?
Nani Paradox by Sooperdooper14 August 20, 2018
Nandi is a person, perfect in every way. Her level of beauty can't be matched and anyone lucky to know one should thank the stars for such a blessing. Beauty, wisdom, kindness, grace - she's got it all. Ultra rare to find and even rarer to keep, a Nandi is one hell of a jewel.
"Hey you met the new girl yet?"
"Yeah, she's such a Nandi."
Nandi by Salt-to-my-Pepper April 22, 2017
(informal)

Japanese for "What?"

You're always hearing this in anime and reading it in manga, and it's basically a simple response to anything confusing, offensive, or mysterious.

Can be used in virtually any situation. Plus you sound all cosmopolite if you can speak in Japanese.
1) "Nani?"
Trans: I beg your pardon?

2) "Nani?!"
T: Did you just say what I think you said?!

3) "Nani kore?"
T: What is this?

4) "Nani..."
T: This is all so mysterious and intriguing...I wonder what it all could mean.

have fun.
nani by noflo June 19, 2004
Nanci is a person who loves and cares for her friends, family and partner. She is very pretty, caring, smart and a sincere person. She will always be truthful and trustful, you can always rely on her. Nanci is a really nice, caring person when she finds the one she will love him forever. When she says ur the one, you know she loves you. Nanci is a really nice friend she will treat you good and care for you no matter what. Nanci would be the best friend in the world she is very funny, she will make you laugh when you are upset, and will help you with any problems you have. Nanci is incredibly cute without any makeup on, she is stunning without even trying. Nanci loves to help people out with anything no matter what it is she will try her very best.
Person1: I love that girl, what's her name?

Person2: her name is Nanci

Person1: that makes sense
Nanci by oof.oof.lol December 17, 2018
You kids wanna naner for breakfast?
naner by steve918 November 27, 2011