There once was a man from Nantucket,

whose dick was so long he could suck it ,

He said with a grin , licking cum off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it !!

Man from Nantucket, history's best dirty limerick

Man from Nantucket by HyperBad September 12, 2018

Related Words

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Nantucket Nibbler

This is a sex move that can only be performed when the female is pregnant. The male must first nibble on the woman's breats, excreting a small amount of milk into his mouth. The man then deposits the milk into the woman's vagina and uses it as lube while he fucks her.

My wife finally let me give her the Nantucket Nibbler last night

Nantucket Nibbler by Jewmaster3000 November 22, 2010

Nanu

The name of the head tribe in the land of Nu. They roam the Grasslands in the center of the land and lead all the other tribes and run the high council. They are known for there ferocious warriors who fight with pride and honor. They use war chants to scare their enemies away before they have even started fighting. These chants are known as 'the screams of the ancestors". The Nanu's leader- The King of Nanu was the creator of the charter in 507BCE. The Nanu's allies include the Ralulu's the sea tribe, the Ululu's the mountian tribe, the Shabado's the rainforest tribe and the Naru tribe from the desert. Their enemies include bandits and the fakers who call themselves "the new Nanu King". The language of the Nanu's is known around the globe for being the hardest toungue to learn. It involves breathing in while using the deepest parts of the vocal cords.

e.g. "That guy could be in the Nanu so don't mess with him."

"I heard the Nanu's penises are 15inches long"

Nanu by a lover of nanu May 13, 2013

Nanguay

Pronounced: Nong - Gway

-New Mexican derivative

1. An endearing word for a homie

-or-

2. A word to describe a friend whose doing something silly or foolish

1. Nah fuck going Out tonight, I'm just trying to chill with the nanguays tonight
Chilling with my Nanguays! Tryna take the wrong way!

Nanguay by trillbot June 13, 2016

nambush

when you can't get away from an old man due to his Vietnam war stories.

I was Nambushed on the way to the break room today.

nambush by erb1er August 10, 2007

nanabubs

A thick cat named nanabubs with no papa bubs she is saddened and live the rest of her life in sadness and darkness wishing she found a papabubs

oh my nanabubs you are so scrumptious

nanabubs by Laura2cool September 28, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026