nachost 

Usually a male, white cat with unparalleled attitude. They will seize your hand or any other object that is within a 10 foot radius with their razor sharp teeth. Although most nachosts have had their front claws removed they adapt to use their back claws to slash their parents bodies to pieces. They feel no remorse for their atrocities.

Nachost!!! Stop it! You're hurting me!

nachost by Treva Foole August 5, 2017

Taco Bell Piss Nachos

The sequel to buger king foot lettuce where the youtube channel “top 15s” talks about a Taco bell employee who pissed on nachos.

#14

*gay voice* “Number 14 Taco Bell piss nachos...”

Taco Bell Piss Nachos by TheFuck69 March 10, 2018

Cold Nachos 

Nachos for the laziest of the lazy.

Preparation Instructions:
-Get a bag of shredded cheese

-Get a bag of Tostitos

-Sprinkle shredded cheese on a Tostito and shove into your mouth

They’re nachos but with no plate, no microwave, and no dignity.

My bed is full of cheese and chip crumbs from all the cold nachos I’ve been eating.

Cold Nachos by coldnachoqueen April 3, 2019

Crotch Nachos 

When your jizz looks or tastes like cheese.

"Oh man, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and it tasted like cheese!"

"Yup, crotch nachos."

Crotch Nachos by pervs4eva January 31, 2010

buenos nachos 

1. Spanish translation: good nachos (nachos: a fried tortilla chip usually served with cheese dip)
2. The incorrect way of saying "Good night" in Spanish. Should be "Buenas Noches".

John: "Maria, I had a great night with you. Buenos Nachos."

Maria: "John, when did we eat nachos? Did you mean to wish me a good night?"

John: "Oh, yes you are right I'm sorry. I'm such a gringo Maria, please forgive me."

Maria: "Buenas Noches, gringo!"

buenos nachos by judyrox July 30, 2010

Weekend Nachos 

Best hardcore band ever.

"Yo did you go to the Weekend Nachos show last weekend?"

"Yeah dude mad pit fatalities."

Weekend Nachos by dicksneeze January 18, 2009

nachostalgia 

A longing for nachos. Especially when one is in a foreign country where nachos are not readily available.

Man, so I've been living in Eastern Europe for three months and I totally have nachostalgia.

nachostalgia by JJustin September 21, 2008