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nCum is the need for cum, as in nAch (the need for Achievement), nAff (the need for Affiliation), and nPow (the need for Power).
My nCum score is off the scale!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021
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Sneak n Cum Agent(s)

Originally inspired by "James Bond" and "Cuming" (James Bond being sneaky and Cumming for...cumming!) The two together makes "Sneak n Cum Agents"

An organization/agency made by Menohh and Madcapgalaxy and TwentyTenor2 (Xbox live)

A group of people that try to be sneaky in EVERYTHING they do, or somebody massively perverted.

The members of this Organization/Agency are the stealthiest, most random, perverted agents you will ever find...in all the land

All sneak n cum agents must have the ability to run at high velocity and maintain a boner at the same time, You cannot be a Sneak n Cum agent without being perverted.
*Guy randomly streaks through a soccer field*

Meno: Dude! That guy is a Sneak n Cum Agent!
Tenor: I know!

*Guy skydiving naked*

Meno: He's a sneak n cum agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Guy sneaks around corner and passes heavy defence of a high security airport*

Meno: Did you just see that? That guy is a Sneak n Cum agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Meno holds an extremely hard boner looking at a hexy babe while running at high velocity*

Meno: I'm such a Sneak n Cum Agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Madcap finds his dads old SnCA Acedemy year book in his closet*

Madcap:M...M..My.....DADDY was uh...SNEAK N CUM AGENT...

"Sneak n Cum Agent(s)"
by Menohh June 22, 2009
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Pun N' Cum

When two or more individuals take part in a sexual conversation on Direct message, texting, forum thread, or any other public social site and and begin to use puns to help one another achieve orgasm through laughter and clever wording. Typically done using puns from iconic things like The Office, Parks and Recreation, and any other iconic TV shows or internet memes of their choosing. Most of these "Pun N' Cum sessions appear on social sites such as omegle where participants find someone with an equal amount of love for puns as themselves and begin to "talk punny" to each other in dirty and naughty ways. Eventually ending with a laugh and a sticky or wet situation in their underwear. WARNING: once you have "Pun N' Cumed" with someone you may never go back to normal sexting conversation again, your mind will be forever altered. Pun at your own risk..
Guy: One question, do you watch The Office?
Girl: *stares into camera* Ill be Stanley and mistake your dick for coffee and wont even notice.
Guy: Damn it someone put my dick in jello again!!
Girl: Eat me like Kevin eats his m&ms so i know its real.
Guy: I think I just Pun N' Cummed to The Office..
by That One Pun Guy September 30, 2016
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Hide N Cum

A SEX GAME PLAYED BY ADULTS. THE FEMALE HIDES AS THE MALE SEEKS TO EXPLOAD IN HER SUGAR WALLS REKTING HER PUSSY
"WANNA PLAY HIDE N CUM"

MALE: "READY OR NOT HERE I CUM"
by _DUDE-AWESOME May 17, 2017
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Boogers 'N Cum

It's a South Park song. Tell Me, why did you look this up? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
guy 1: " Have you seen the south park episode, 'you're not yelping'? "
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"
by UnicornSpum June 4, 2020
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Ncumisa

Nature's finest.

Everywhere you go you always leave a smile on people's faces.You are stronger than you can imagine you mental health is important.Always ready to go out and enjoy life to the fullest.When not happy you tend to express their feelings.Always there for other no matter what.The nature's favourite daughter.NCUMISA..
by Siphuthando Mqoqi November 22, 2021
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Ncumisa

Deeds or actions that make others smile
You’ve made me smile (Ncumisa) by buying me that chocolate
by Bhellz November 23, 2021
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