n00bspace 

A myspace page that is utterly childish and n00bish. Usually occurs when users under 14 begin using myspace. Consists of:
surveys in your about me
(most)layouts with hearts in it
sparkly pictures
things falling from the top of your page

Ben: Did you see that sixth-grader's myspace?
Jill: You mean her n00bspace? What's with the falling hearts?

n00bspace by Blakeley July 2, 2007

n00bsauce

//often unintelligent
//sporadic
//acts completely upon impulse
//always left handed
//can be seen carrying devices that are meant to be stationary as if they are mobile.
//approx 5'7"
//gingerly brown hair
//approx 150lbs
//squinty eyes
//always a sandwich artist
//speaks in code \\"i just beasted"\\ ((smurfish?))
//typically artistic - could be linked with autism
//chases fireflies crossing the street \\"cross the street!!"\\
//lives on xboxlive
//loathed by miniature pinschers

oh look! its nin00b ; the n00bsauce

n00bsauce by kola_thegreat February 27, 2009

n00bspeek 

Dialect used by non - educated young adults on the internet, typically characterised by the use of words such as "teh," "waht" and "liek" and also characterised by an abundance of typos, such as missing the shift key for punctuation.

N00bspeek: ZOMFG !!!1! teh video is so FAKE lolzwaht a n00b!!!11!!one!!1!eleven!

n00bspeek by Drewbud315 September 3, 2007

n00bsauce

a sauce in which n00b is purayed. if someone is being a n00b and pulls something worthy of a n00b, it was a move of n00bsauce.

guy 1- what did you have for breakfast?
guy 2- i had cereal, but spilled the milk everywhere.
guy 1- so you basically ate n00bsauce?
guy 2- pretty much....

n00bsauce by skierguy1111 January 30, 2008

Total n00bface

A total n00b that cant spell, use punctuation for their momma's life, or understand many over 5 letter words.

Person 1: Hi.
Total N00bface: omgz hi bzz havnt spoke to u in agees bbz luv ya so much!!1!!11!!1

Seriously.. that happened one.

Total n00bface by imsuchan00biscuit March 28, 2009

n00bface 

A particularly n00bish n00b. Often makes mistakes, is dumb or does not share the opinions of the person calling them a n00bface.

Person A: I hated Ico

1337 person: Shut it, n00bface

n00bface by MadnessPG July 28, 2008

noobspace 

The product of millions of morons that have never met linked together by some sort of social networking system. As you may imagine, the bonds created in noobspace last forever and will be a foundation in a noobs pathetic life.

noob:I have a BIZZILION FRENDS OMG!!!!! YAY!!!!
bystander:Yet another sad soul lost to noobspace.

noobspace by Zahmir May 24, 2008