n00bitous 

A terrible disease in which the victim becomes an utter and total n00b. There is currently no remedy and it is widely agreed that the best way to combat this terrible affliction is to beat one's self until the n00b demons are temporarily dislodged from the Prefrontal Cortex.

I'm sorry ma'am, there's no easy way to say this... the tests are in... you have a serious case of n00bitous. Here's a hammer.

n00bitous by The Spazmatician July 7, 2011

n00bius maximus 

The biggest n00b possible only level 1 in world of warcraft, constantly getting pwn3d

Did you just see that n00bius maximus. Well I just pwn3d him with my battle ax

n00bius maximus by g-smoove December 6, 2006

n00bitis 

The medical condition by which a luser is a incurable n00b.

That guy suffers from a sever case of n00bitis

n00bitis by ditto August 14, 2003

n00blicous

A person who is very n00b-ish

wow, darksyda is n00blicous.

n00blicous by Mike March 28, 2004

n00bimus prime 

Someone who's the BIGGEST n00b on an MMORPG like Sherwood Dungeon, the biggest festering of little, annoying n00bs on the planet.

(if it's not in "" he/she's not saying it.)
player a: DDDDIIIIIEEEEE!
player b: "fk off, n00bimus prime. i'm a part of the audience, not a ring fighter."
you then run back and forth just to dodge their attacks.
player a: uh? burret dur... durdeh dur... huh??
if they won't piss off for a while, you fuck them up!
player b is waving fist and headbanging to Rammstein.
player b: "THAT'S RIGHT, n00bIMUS PRIME!! YOU SUCK!!"

n00bimus prime by ganjaninja May 25, 2010

n00bitute 

A inexperienced and/or unskilled prostitute.

"That was the worst blowjob ever, n00bitute."

n00bitute by Phreeball January 7, 2009

n00bulous 

adj.
something that is cool, fabulous, great, etc. and pertains to n00bs. an awesome new thing or person.

ex. Although John is new to call of duty, he is a great player already. He's totally n00bulous!

n00bulous by coconut559 January 18, 2011