n000b

A noob that pretends that he's tough by using 1337 language and fucks up a whole online gaming match, be it Starcraft, WoW, or Halo.

It is different from n00b, who accidentily screws it up, but a n000b does it on purpose.

n000b: 0MG I JUST PWNZORD TEH CRAP 0UTTA THOSE 20 CARRIERS!!! ND DIDNT EVEN TRY 2 ATTACKZORZ!

me: um, that was me, you n000b.

by KingHenson September 14, 2006

n00bia

Tha homie town on tha homie Nile whence come all tha n00bs. In ancient times, n00bia was tha global hub for n00bishness; a great library was built in n00bia, containing records of all tha shanter.

Jahlil: Yo Marcus, what's happenin?
Marcus: Heyyo Jahlil. Lol are you learning about Phosphoglyceraldehyde because you're in BIOOOOO.
Jahlil: Shanter; you must be from n00bia you n00b.

by uzebeckatrente September 8, 2016

n00beus Hagrid

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.

Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018

n00bivor

Like a carnivor (one that eats meat only) or herbivor (one that eats plants only), a n00bivor eats n00bs only. Pretty much a person who pwns n00bs 24/7 and is awesome at life.

Wow, did you see that n00bivor pwn all those n00bs. He's full.

by D3m37r1 June 11, 2006

camo n00b

Someone on the Xbox game "Halo", who sits and waits for the invisibility upgrade to respawn, and wont play without it.

What the!? I just got owned by that invisible camo n00b AGAIN!!

by Kal-EL777 May 11, 2008

n00b

A inexperienced and/or ignorant or unskilled person. Especially used in computer games.

Haha that n00b got pwned.

by Lord Emperor October 11, 2003

n00bet

Originating from the typical gamer insult "n00b", n00bet is doubly insulting because the speaker is not only calling the receiver a n00b, but he is also calling him a GIRL n00b.

Spartan 117: Ha ha! I owned you n00b!!!!11!
Spartan 007: Whatever! You got 4 kills n00bet!!

by Kal-EL777 May 12, 2008