n00ber

Alternate pronunciation of n00b, most often used by people who like rhymes.

"I lost because my allies were über n00bers."

by Overlord Zurg March 15, 2004

n00ber

(Pokémon) a person who uses Pokémon in the Uber tier to compensate for their lack of skill

Next time that n00ber should think about playing fair. I mean, TWO DARKRAIS? Seriously...

by Numbuh214 October 18, 2008

n00ber

Noun; One who supports or acts similar to a n00b and/or acts under the principles of n00bism

Stfu!!!! Stop helping those n00bs!!!!!!
It's DANGEROUS!!!

by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) September 26, 2004

n00ber

A person who makes other people into n00bs, or nubs.

"Dwaje pwns Ch0 hard, therefore he is a n00ber."

by Dwaje August 11, 2003

n00ber

1.) Someone who is new and asked a bunch of gay questions.

Alex: What is your OS? (Operating System)
Matt: MY OS is Microsoft Netscape Explorer!
Alex: OMFG you are such a N00ber *kicks matt*

by Cait May 5, 2004

N00ber Pwnage

A wordplay on the term "uber pwnage," pronounced New-burr-Pone-edge, n00ber pwnage has two definitions.

1. beginners luck; when a n00b is doing well in a video game (must be against other people; ie. XBox Live, a PC game, etc)

2. the art of targeting n00bs and n00bs alone.

Example 1:
Johnny: Yes! Killing spree!
Paul: Dammit! Freaking n00ber pwnage..

Example 2:
Timmy: Boom! Headshot! Boom! Headshot!
Jimmy: Nice! *high fives Timmy* That's some n00ber pwnage, Timmy!

by Alex Harm January 9, 2008

n00beus Hagrid

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.

Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018