n00bet

Originating from the typical gamer insult "n00b", n00bet is doubly insulting because the speaker is not only calling the receiver a n00b, but he is also calling him a GIRL n00b.

Spartan 117: Ha ha! I owned you n00b!!!!11!
Spartan 007: Whatever! You got 4 kills n00bet!!

n00bet by Kal-EL777 May 12, 2008

n00beus Hagrid 

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.

Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

n00beus Hagrid by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018

n00bed 

To be defeated or bested or to fail, usually in a first-person shooter video game (though it can apply to other situations as well), by a 'n00b' tactic. Also to be bested by a n00b for any reason in any situation.

I got n00bed at spawn by Tardzilla over there.

n00bed by DMI October 2, 2003

n00blet 

A younger version of a n00b. Their age range is about 5-10. Their posts usually consist of kiddie shows, and unnessicary swearing at anyone who disagrees.

Example of a n00blet post- "oMg, powerpfuf grls r fcuking awsme!"

n00blet by CryogenChaos July 28, 2005

n00berty

(Pronounced "new-ber-tee")
Noun
The transition in which a n00blet will become a full-fledged n00b. N00berty is most common in n00blets ages 13-15, though this statistic is not true for everybody; some n00blets may only hit n00berty around the ages of 18 and 19.
N00berty is much like puberty, as it will usually last until adulthood. However, unlike puberty, it is most common to happen to males first.

Common symptoms caused by n00berty are:
1. Shorter attention span.
2. Increased spelling errors. (more then the common n00b/n00blet)
3. High-pitched voices.
4. Increased use of the number 1 instead of exclamation marks.
5. Excessive use of "OMG", "WTF", and "LOL".
(These symptoms usually last until the transition is complete.)

N00blet 1 - "OMG R U L33T? CAN I TRIAN WIT - OMG A BTTRFLY!!11!11!"
N00blet 2 - "LOLOLOLOL OMG WTF? U HAS NO ATENTION SPA - OMG, DER REELY IZ A BTTRFLY!111!!!eleven!"
N00blet 1 - "OMGOMGOMG!!11!!1

~N00blets going through n00berty.

n00berty by Moon_Lit_Shadow May 19, 2008

n00blet 

Noun:
A person of very young age that attempts to play with much better people because it makes them feel "cool" or "l337". Also has VERY high pitched voice and use their microphone to piss other players off in doing so.

Some dude:God damnit n00blet! Stop screaming in our ears!
Others:Yeah!

n00blet by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) October 4, 2004

n00btube 

There can be different definitions.

1. A grenade launcher or rifle grenade, in which makes people more pissy with extra explosives.
2. A general insult, used to make one feel special and good about themselves over a video game, specifically and more commonly in Call of Duty games.
3. Another way to accuse someone of being a fag or not being good at video games compared to the accuser.
4. A term that when used may cause the accused to become defensive, therefore declaring an intense 1 versus 1 private match battle to prove that they are better.

1"hey guys, I'm getting easy kills with the n00btube.

2. Matured Teenager "Hey kid, you are such a homo"

Annoying child " Fuck off dude, I'm b345T with the sniper, and you are just n00btubing"

Annoying child "*loudsmacking around in the backround* OH BABY, I AM TOO GOOD AT CALL OF DUTY"
3. "Hey, I saw you n00btubing with another guy behind the dumbster you n00b
4. MLG gangsta "I bet you n00btube all damn day!"

Clan member "You wanna bet bitch? Back out and I'll beat you 1v1.

n00btube by luap eoj April 26, 2010