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n00bed • Over N00bed • n00ber • n00berty • n00badellic • n00bdom • n00beaurate • n00beh • n00berey • n00berific
n00bed
Being shot from behind after running past a camper without seeing him in an FPS game, typically Counter-Strike.
n00bed by CoolQuatre March 3, 2003
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When you are killed spectacularly on Halo 2 when your opponent uses the combonation of the hated Plasma Pistol and Battle Rifle. Hated amongst all respectable Halo 2 Online players.
'Dude, quit using the frickin n00b combo...*sound of death*'
'Haha dude, you must suck, you got n00bed*sound of dying*'
'Haha dude, you must suck, you got n00bed*sound of dying*'
n00bed by Shizzle T Nizzle July 24, 2008
Over N00bed
When you, or your things (in game) are attacked with noobs, or if your (in game)room, house, game, lobby, chatroom, ect, is just filled with noobs.
"OMG dude, my rally just keeps over n00bing."
"Kick the retards then dude!"
"When it's over n00bed like this I lag horribly."
"Kick the retards then dude!"
"When it's over n00bed like this I lag horribly."
Over N00bed by Alex Ace August 18, 2008
n00beus Hagrid
Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.
Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter
n00beus Hagrid by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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