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Euphemism: to take a piss.


See also: number one; compare: number two.
My dog did a nº1 in your childhood tree.
nº1 by Marquis de Carabas April 17, 2005
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Ur No1 bcoz u won.
No1 by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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A Rune-Midgardian proclamation of agreement, joyfulness, exultation, and/or 1337ness.
Sweet. I just MVP'ed Baphomet! /no1
/no1 by MajkenGee November 19, 2003

no1 1000 

a "No1 1000" is someone with no life. it is derived from the word "no one", such as a nobody, that nobody cares about.
Hey dude, you're a no1 1000!
no1 1000 by Squallio February 16, 2008

no1 gives a fuck 

A severe, sincere & absolutely genuine lack of shits given about a certain someone, thing, action or event. Commonly felt when being informed of or seeing something be revealed.
Haha I just typed my name into urban dictionary, wanna know what it said???”

“No1 gives a fuck”
no1 gives a fuck by Vinnyshinny101 November 24, 2021

no1 currr 

Nobody cares, so move on with your ratchet life.
On Twitter: "Omgg i luv mhyy boyfrannd , 10.21.12
Reply: no1 currr
no1 currr by That Unicorn November 3, 2012

The No1 Face 

THE NO1 FACE ® also known as The Number 1 Face is a UK fashion brand inspired by loyalty & ambition.

Easily recognisable by their distinctive & iconic trademarked logo of the NO.1 in the shape of a serious face.

Their mission is to increase self-awareness & self-worth.

They're known for their statement #TrustsNo1 headwear & clothing as worn by Wiley, Tion Wayne, Jae 5, Ghetts, Lawrence Okolie, White Yardie and many others who are self aware of who they permit in their social circle.

Their #TrustsNo1 collection was crafted for people who are street-wise, self-aware & diligent about whom they trust.
I like your The No1 Face outfit
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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