no1cur

Simply, no one cares.

Used mostly by trolls, and in forums.

Girl: "OMG! I'm going out with Justin now!!"
Person: "no1cur."

no1cur by Colored Crayon March 29, 2010

no1curr

Generic response to a comment that you dgaf about. Literal translation is 'no one cares'. Started by an Xtina stan, perpetuated by ONTD jackals.

Hater: lol omg floptina is such a cunt, i heard she bitched out gaga again

Stan: no1curr

no1curr by jackal_lover July 22, 2010

no1curr

Something you say when someone says something stupid, irrelevant or just ridiculously weird.

Guy 1: omg..I really hate drama on the internet. It's so stupid..I think we should all get along and never argue. What does everyone else think?

Guy 2: no1curr.

no1curr by no1currz June 11, 2009

bi-noncurious 

You don't know much about either sex and you don't care to learn about either sex.

I would set my friend up for a date, but he is bi-noncurious.

bi-noncurious by SammyKGB June 21, 2010

Nocurrherphobia 

Fear of realizing you did something wrong and think someone's going to come into your room but they don't and they and you forget about it for like the next 7 years.

Subject: Yo I think I have Nocurrherphobia.

Subject Prime: WDYM

S: You remember that party last night?

SP: Yea, that was crazy, but what happened?

S: While I was sneaking out, I heard creaking noises from upstairs. I went up to my bed so fast.

SP: Yeah?

S: Apparently it was one of my parents turning over.

SP: Ok, so?

S: I sat there for a while and I realized no one was coming because it had been 5 minutes. So I went for attempt 2 and I got out.

SP: So that's why you were so late?

S: Ye.

SP: OHHHHHHHH!

Nocurrherphobia by Guy who makes words. August 15, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020