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Euphemism: to take a piss.


See also: number one; compare: number two.
My dog did a nº1 in your childhood tree.
nº1 by Marquis de Carabas April 17, 2005
Words you can keep
Ur No1 bcoz u won.
No1 by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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A Rune-Midgardian proclamation of agreement, joyfulness, exultation, and/or 1337ness.
Sweet. I just MVP'ed Baphomet! /no1
/no1 by MajkenGee November 19, 2003

no1 1000 

a "No1 1000" is someone with no life. it is derived from the word "no one", such as a nobody, that nobody cares about.
Hey dude, you're a no1 1000!
no1 1000 by Squallio February 16, 2008

no1 gives a fuck 

A severe, sincere & absolutely genuine lack of shits given about a certain someone, thing, action or event. Commonly felt when being informed of or seeing something be revealed.
Haha I just typed my name into urban dictionary, wanna know what it said???”

“No1 gives a fuck”
no1 gives a fuck by Vinnyshinny101 November 24, 2021

no1 currr 

Nobody cares, so move on with your ratchet life.
On Twitter: "Omgg i luv mhyy boyfrannd , 10.21.12
Reply: no1 currr
no1 currr by That Unicorn November 3, 2012

The No1 Face 

THE NO1 FACE ® also known as The Number 1 Face is a UK fashion brand inspired by loyalty & ambition.

Easily recognisable by their distinctive & iconic trademarked logo of the NO.1 in the shape of a serious face.

Their mission is to increase self-awareness & self-worth.

They're known for their statement #TrustsNo1 headwear & clothing as worn by Wiley, Tion Wayne, Jae 5, Ghetts, Lawrence Okolie, White Yardie and many others who are self aware of who they permit in their social circle.

Their #TrustsNo1 collection was crafted for people who are street-wise, self-aware & diligent about whom they trust.
I like your The No1 Face outfit
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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