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ye's'nam'lac'ill'mos'a'n'pape're'ni 

Guy 1: Hey, you know joe?
Guy 2: ye's'nam'lac'ill'mos'a'n'pape're'ni, i do know joe.
Guy 1: ... Uh...

D.E.N.N.I.S System 

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.
Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect

Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."
D.E.N.N.I.S System by Anticapital666 November 22, 2009

D.E.N.N.I.S. Method 

A method used to attract women.

D- demonstrate value

E- engage physically

N- nurture dependence

N- neglect emotionally

I- inspire hope

S- separate entirely

Do it right.
You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.
The D.E.N.N.I.S. Method is a handy tool for seduction.
D.E.N.N.I.S. Method by Taggerty November 22, 2009

day 'n' nite

Day 'n' nite... the lonely stoner seems to free his mind
day 'n' nite by kidcudiboi May 28, 2009

Day 'n' Nite

A song by Kid Cudi remixed by Crookers which became, well
THE BEST freaking dance tune of 2008 / 2009!!! Played every "day and night" at the clubs, at the store, in your car, house, anywhere with good speakers or earphones!
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
Day 'n' nite, I toss and turn I keep stressin’ my mind mind.
I look for peace, but see I don’t attain.
What I need for keeps' this silly game we play, play.
Now look at this.
Madness to magnet keeps attracting me, me.
I try to run, but see I'm not that fast.
I think I'm first but surely finish last, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
'Cause day 'n' nite.
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at nite.
He's all alone through the day 'n' nite.
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at nite, ah ah at nite.
Day 'n' nite.
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at nite.
He's all alone, some things will never change.
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at nite, ah ah at nite!
(*!CrAzY eLeCtRoNiC bEaT dRoPs!*) :D
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
Day 'n' Nite by Aloha ^_^ October 3, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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