mystyk

Someone who is an expert at playing the role of 'doctor' from the popular saying 'Wanna play doctor?'

She doctors me right!
I get stiff from thinking about making her my doctor.

by Captain Quack April 10, 2003

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008

Mystake

The fan name for NIJISANJI EN’s talent Mysta Rias. They are represented by a fox that looks like Mysta’s 1.0 hat.

Bella: You might be a quilldren, but I will always be a funny Mystake!

by Delta Tanaka June 2, 2023

Mysty Shit

(n) an explosion of liquid fecal matter such that a brown cloud obstructs your view into the thrown of shit. So dark that nothing can be seen.

(n) A hazy uncertain future

John just took a mysty shit in the lobby toilet, it smells so bad, and I can hardly breathe.

Demarcus keeps getting arrested for drinking and driving. He is in some mysty shit.

by Crotcheola March 22, 2011

mysty

A really fun chick unless she is drunk and you piss her of. Then she will shank your ass.

We where having a good time then she went all Mysty on my ass.

by FUCQQQQQQQQQ December 21, 2016

mystik

a 4-piece group of bad bitches ( Vicky, Alix, Biza, Honi) that made their official debut on May 26, 2023 with their debut single “In Your Dreams”, a synth-pop/r&b hit with great vocals, visuals, and vibes.

Did you hear the new Mystik song? It’s a fucking hit!

by vickyywitdablickyy May 26, 2023

Koo mysty

A term used offering for someone to join in on a sexual act. The sexual act usually entails a guy finishing inside of the girls left ear, and spitting into the girls asshole. The person invited gets to wet Willy the girl in the right ear with their own secretion.

“Hey Chris. Koo mysty at my house tonight at 7”

by McNugget hoplite January 14, 2021