mysterectomy

Taking all the suspense out of a movie by revealing spoilers to someone who hasn't seen it.

"What are you watching?"
"The Village, I haven't seen it yet."
"Cool... you know it's set in the present, right?"
"Oh, goddammit! Thanks for the mysterectomy!"

by Ben Frey April 28, 2006

mysterectomy

When a femine spouse verbally abuses a masculine spouse to such an extrent that he feels his manhood has been cut-off. Spelling should actually be "Misterectomy" or "Mr.-ectomy"

She yelled at me so much I thought I underwent a mysterectomy (or"Misterectomy").

by Tsadik Beaver May 11, 2006

hysterectomy

women's way of getting away from God's monthly torture

I'm going to get a hysterectomy.

by boredusachick November 27, 2004

misterectomy

When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning.

Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.

by paradigmtourist May 28, 2006

Hysterectomy

To have a forklift removed. Occasionally hyphenated to Hyster-ectomy.

From the Greek Hyster meaning a yellow forklift

Bob shouldn't have stood between the forklift and the pallets. He needed the fire brigade to perform a hysterectomy

by Octamate September 22, 2019

hysterectomy

Game Ovaries.

Son 1: Mom just got a hysterectomy.

Son 2: Game Ovaries.

Mom: I'll kill you when i get out of this state of pain.

by MaxEdison September 22, 2010

manual hysterectomy

The removal of a uterus with one's hands. Inverse of Sub Zero's spin rip fatality, when one goes through the vagina to rip the uterus out. Much simpler when one is dealing with a vastgina

I gave that bitch a manual hysterectomy

by dantastic danomite October 25, 2009