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mysses is a pretty ass girl that always want her hair done and crys over everything and is girly but not girly has a girl bestfriend name that starts with D and doesn't have alot of friends that because of them is fake and is a girl that loves her bestfriend. and always supports her bestfriend and her brothers. she would try anything to make you happy, if you ever break up or break mysses heart.she has a good humor she is lovable and she will protect you no matter what.
yo its mysses
BET! MYSSES COME HANG WITH US!
mysses by 1222345 November 22, 2023
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opiate of the masses

Something addictive that keeps the public complacent.
Daytime talk shows are the opiate of the masses.

Thug Misses

1. A female that is thugish yet still lady-like and carries herself with balance and knowledge of the streets and the home area
2. A female thug
Thug Misses by Sweet AKA Shonte` February 15, 2005

Unwashed Masses 

Unsophisticated people of a low socioeconomic status that don't eat lobster rolls for dinner at least twice a week.
Son: I'm hungry.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.

Bewildered Masses

Originating from Walter Lippman's commentating on mass culture, the 'bewildered herd' is the masses that are tamed through propaganda and mass media in order that the machine of democracy is kept properly oiled.

The bewildered masses must be subdued, tamed, and injected with the popular opinion of the upper class of politicians, heads of corporations, and all others belonging to the elite class of intellectuals and wealthy, in order to govern a nation and circumvent any defect in democracy.
The single function of the bewildered masses is to be spectators, not participants, in a democratic nation.
The bewildered masses give their power to a benevolent overlord who makes decisions (apparently) for the good of them all.

throbbing masses 

Throbbing masses is a word that is a synonym for dick, penis, and cock (plus any other words for dick).
Let's make a band and call it the throbbing masses!

Mysjestic 

1: A combination of the word mystical and majestic, to create a raddass combination of the two.

2: A horses boner

3: Something a gay hair-dresser would say after he finished with your hair

4: An all around good word
1: Some nerds may think that WoW is mysjestic, but they are gay and aren't allowed to use this word

2: That horse's mysjestic is very mysjestical

3: Thath tho FABULUTH! MYSJESTIC!

4: Christian Mu and Katrina Woodz enjoys saying Mysjestic and mysjestical
Mysjestic by Christian Mu March 14, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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