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Mysjestic 

1: A combination of the word mystical and majestic, to create a raddass combination of the two.

2: A horses boner

3: Something a gay hair-dresser would say after he finished with your hair

4: An all around good word
1: Some nerds may think that WoW is mysjestic, but they are gay and aren't allowed to use this word

2: That horse's mysjestic is very mysjestical

3: Thath tho FABULUTH! MYSJESTIC!

4: Christian Mu and Katrina Woodz enjoys saying Mysjestic and mysjestical
Mysjestic by Christian Mu March 14, 2008
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Majestic Michael 

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

Majestic 

Lauren is so majestic today

bro is majestic 

the guy is beautiful and mesmerizing but you know you can't have him hence his is a bro.
bro is majestic by khjsisks22 January 3, 2023

majestic nite

Describing a seemingly uneventfull evening but, after a few phone calls and ringings at the door bell, the evening turns out to be a nite of immaculate proportions.
I needed to rest last night, but the phone rang, the door bell rang, and I ended-up having a majestic nite.
majestic nite by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008

Majestic Moose 

One of the mani interesting furry animals yu mai see on a høliday in Sweden this yer.
A Majestic Moose once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
Majestic Moose by RFenyman December 25, 2008
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