mykean

funniest bitch ever she will make your day and on top of that she’s the most beautiful person you’ve ever seen

wow you were with mykean today, i’m so jealous

mykean by yourmomisthebomb.com2007 February 2, 2022

McKean's Law

Formulated by lexicographer Erin McKean, McKean's law states, "Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error."

Darren: You're grammer is so bad.
Tom: It looks like you've become a victim of the affects of McKean's Law.

McKean's Law by Fungibles August 20, 2011

McKean 

A small town in Erie County that sometimes you just wonder why it even exists. It’s located not far from Fairview and most of the people that live in McKean are either depressed or elderly. There is no stores in McKean, if you wanna go to Walmart you have to drive 20 minutes to Edinboro. They have the best fucking pizza though called McKean Pizza. In McKean traffic lights don’t exist, all they have is Stop signs which people rarely ever stop at.

I went to McKean and it was depressing as hell.

McKean by theguythatlivesineriepa December 10, 2019

Mykenna 

Mykenna’s are usually the un-popular, popular girls, in life. There very easy going and easy to talk to. Most of the time they can be very open about them selfs. But when Mykenna’s feel that there is something that is seriously bothering her she will be very fast to express how she feels about it. She is also someone who can easily tell if someone has good intentions or not. She is someone who can be easy to fall in love with but very rarely dose she have the same amount of love for that person. When Mykenna’s do eventually fall in love it’s hard for them to fall out of love because of the amount of emotions Mykenna’s have.

“Wow, I wish Mykenna would love me.”

Mykenna by @weridfacts March 8, 2020

Mykenzi 

Most important girl dont ever loose her.If you ever loose her you lide will be upset.She is a good friend and a even better sister.Cute,wise,awsome.Dont ever loose mykenzi she will never forgive you and she will kick your but.

#1Look at mykenzi
#2Did you say mykenzi
#1Yeah
#3smiles then faints

Mykenzi by #the walking dead April 22, 2017

Mykenzie 

What can you say? Beautiful, smart, short (a cute short), and outstanding. Pale blue eyes, brown hair and a smile that stands out in a room full of clatter, negativity, and positivity. There's nothing that can distract you from her She'll top it all. Just when you think, "It can't get any better than this" well.. when Mykenzie grins and lets out the most wonderful noise to ever hit your ears (her laugh) I promise you she will continue to make your night, morning, afternoon, day, and life so so much better. While she may be loud, it is never the kind of loud you don't want. Once you hear her, you would not want silence ever again unless she was sleeping right next to you. But even then, you'll want to listen to ever note her breath let's out. Her legs will only make your legs weak from excitement, and her touch will make your heart pound till it got tired of pounding. Only Mykenzie will do that for you, and will continue to do that till the day you two never talk again. However, that day won't come when you come to realize that she is the one you need and crave. Mykenzie's personality, laugh, the way she moves, her gorgeous body and that wonderful feeling when she touches you can only be truthfully and correctly described with one word: Perfect

Person 1: Why haven't I felt this way before?

Person 2: Because you haven't met a Mykenzie until now

Mykenzie by She'sTheOneIWantNeed&Have June 16, 2017

Mykenna 

Incredibly beautiful, classy, and mature girl. Although sometimes Mykennas are oblivious and silly; they are tremendously caring and enjoy listening.

"That's Mykenna, she's such a good friend."

"There's Mykenna, i'm in love with her"

Mykenna by scoobyskuu March 10, 2013