Mykenzie 

What can you say? Beautiful, smart, short (a cute short), and outstanding. Pale blue eyes, brown hair and a smile that stands out in a room full of clatter, negativity, and positivity. There's nothing that can distract you from her She'll top it all. Just when you think, "It can't get any better than this" well.. when Mykenzie grins and lets out the most wonderful noise to ever hit your ears (her laugh) I promise you she will continue to make your night, morning, afternoon, day, and life so so much better. While she may be loud, it is never the kind of loud you don't want. Once you hear her, you would not want silence ever again unless she was sleeping right next to you. But even then, you'll want to listen to ever note her breath let's out. Her legs will only make your legs weak from excitement, and her touch will make your heart pound till it got tired of pounding. Only Mykenzie will do that for you, and will continue to do that till the day you two never talk again. However, that day won't come when you come to realize that she is the one you need and crave. Mykenzie's personality, laugh, the way she moves, her gorgeous body and that wonderful feeling when she touches you can only be truthfully and correctly described with one word: Perfect

Person 1: Why haven't I felt this way before?

Person 2: Because you haven't met a Mykenzie until now

Mykenzie by She'sTheOneIWantNeed&Have June 16, 2017

mykenzie 

A ginger who likes to steal my cats soul. She likes this boy name faaaaaahhhhhddddd. She steals souls for a living (that's why she has so many freckles)

WOW do you see that Mykenzie! I hope she doesn't try to steal my soul.e

mykenzie by TheSurvivorOfTheGingers March 19, 2014

Mykenzie 

Mykenzie is another way to call someone a thot. She is a total hoe, a jealous person, a liar, future stripper and prostitute. People act like they are her friend when they secretly hate her. She likes every boy in the school. She has never been in a relationship that lasts longer than 24 hours. And when she attacks a boy she wants, oh you better run!

"Mykenzie likes you!" "God damnit, I'm gonna have to hire another bodyguard!"

Mykenzie by b055man69 April 16, 2018

Mykenzie 

A person that creates odd sounding noises, not usually capable of being emitted by a human being, often able or more than likely act as a call device for the vast majority of animals on the earth. She loves to let people think she is “100% that bitch” but she’s in fact kind of boring. She’s very inexperienced and very stupid sometimes but that just comes with knowing her. She’s the type of person that wants to buy a dildo but is too scared of being judged by literally no one. She also has two hearts and old people knees. But she’s kinda cool.

“MyKenzie is gay”

Mykenzie by Mykenzieisgay August 23, 2022

paige mykenzie kemp 

An awesome and amazing girl who can do anything she puts her mind too. She can be very shy when you first meet her but then she can be very loud. Also very attractive and can make any boy drop to his knees in seconds. Most Paige mykenzie Kemps are blond. She can have many blond moments but is sometimes super smart.

Paige mykenzie Kemp is very attractive,smart,and loud.

paige mykenzie kemp by Jenny love July 8, 2017

Mekenzie 

Mekenzie is someone who is sweet, kind, shy, and cares about everyone. She always puts others before herself and tries to make everyone happy. She is someone who is very goofy once you get to know her and will talk for hours if you let her. Her beauty is undeniable even though she doesn't know it. This is one girl that you'll be lucky to have as a friend and screwed to have as an enemy.

Look at mekenzie, I wish I could be like her.

Mekenzie by Invisiblealways November 5, 2018

Bret McKenzie 

One half of the glorious duo called Flight of the Conchords. Bret McKenzie is known primarily for his participation in said band, but has also had a little role in a Lord of the Rings movie and is subsequently known as FIGWIT (Frodo is great--WHO IS THAT?!). He may also be reffered to as the "Boom King". Bret has legions of fans both male and female alike who lust after him, and who can blame them when Bret is so good looking?
Alas, he has a fiance. Sad day my fellow female friends. Sad day.

Man, did you see Flight of the Conchords last night?
YES, and I only watch Bret McKenzie when he's onscreen because he's got it goin on.

Bret McKenzie by juju624 December 9, 2008