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get into my van
Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."
Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)
Man rapes child.
Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)
Man rapes child.
get into my van by ARockWithLegs December 19, 2019
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Mouse in my van
Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.
Adie: How was it?
Joe: Well I barely felt him.
Adie: How was it?
Joe: Well I barely felt him.
Mouse in my van by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018
Wanna hop in my white van?
Wanna hop in my white van? by xWhoCaresxXdumb July 21, 2019
Oh My Vanilla Savior
Noun: The savior of all man kind but his skin is soft, white, and made of vanilla. Possibly from carvel
Oh My Vanilla Savior by Jwalken August 4, 2007
myvanwy
someone who does what feels right for them and is never afraid to be themselves. likes legwarmers and purple wollen fingerless gloves, waistcoats, best friends and swishy dresses.
myvanwy by just_becasue March 18, 2008
Myvanwy
My friend, Myvanwy, happens to be a Myvanwy. She's awesome because she wears weird clothes but she's really bad at math.
Myvanwy by Jillybean-Jellybean March 23, 2009
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.