When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.
Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.
by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018
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The last words that most children hear

These people r pedophiles.

They will give u nothing.
Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."

Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)

Man rapes child.
by ARockWithLegs December 19, 2019
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