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My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck 

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Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

got ugly in my eye

When someone sees something so hideous and heinous (usually a female skank, ho or jho) the viewer is said to have gotten ugly in their eye.
(a festively plump female walks past with a bad orange tan and small shorts with a boob tube)

Alex: Dude! I just got ugly in my eye!

or

Alex: What the fuck was that?!
Tril: You just got ugly in your eye
got ugly in my eye by Alex Tyler January 18, 2008

why is my friend so ugly 

because she is friends w u
why is my friend so ugly? because she is friends w u.

YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy 

Yes, you are. not because of your looks, because im hearing this.
Defined;
Friend: YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy wHY aRE yOU, mY fRieND?
Me: you know, why am I?