MY KIDS!..
John: hey! What's up Mary? I.. didn't know you'll come this early.
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..
The rest is history
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..
The rest is history
MY KIDS!.. by Im slowly losing me sanity TWO July 19, 2023
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my kids first apartment
Per The Family Guy:
Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…
Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…
my kids first apartment by Nishidamoto August 22, 2022
Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes
Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
Drop my kids off at the pool
Drop my kids off at the pool by Highflyr April 6, 2003
drink my kids
a phrase usually blurted out during oral sex where receptive partner encourages active partner to swallow the male ejaculate.
drink my kids by Michta October 25, 2005
swallowed my kids
swallowed my kids by swiper18o4 November 19, 2015
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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